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20 January 1981
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01-20-1981 born
08-23-1986 started elementary school
05-20-1999 graduated high school
12-15-2006 graduated college
05-15-2008 graduated with Masters
01-20-2017 became President of the United States
01-22-2017 declared war on all countries with vowels in their names
08-15-2019 named "Supreme Commander of Planet Earth"
11-30-2035 bought self a pony (named it "Pepe")
07-20-2081 died
09-03-2296 reanimated using reverse engineered alien technology
03-29-2297 became "Zombie Lord Master of the Eastern Quadrant"
06-10-2300 finally learned how to properly whistle